The Top Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Doctor [Humor]
September 16, 2016No Comments
Doctors for both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton said positive things about their patients this week. Here are The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Doctor.
I’m gonna need you to pay me now. I mean, like, right now, before you start seeing a white light.
Well, if my degree from Arizona State tells me anything . . .
This time, let’s maintain eye contact when you cough.
I know it’s an eye exam, but I still need you in the stirrups.
Who are you voting for? Because that might determine how careful I am during your surgery.
Can I take a picture of that lump? I GOTTA put it on Facebook!
According to our test results, you died in 2012.