The Top Things You Probably Didn't Know About Halloween [Humor]

October 31, 2016

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Black and orange are the colors of Halloween.  And, in a few weeks, they may also be the colors of the two most recent presidents.

 

 

Because of all the handouts, it’s Bernie Sanders’ favorite holiday.

 

 

Harry Houdini died on Halloween.  OR DID HE?!?  Kidding.  He did.  There was a death certificate.  Sorry for the cheap scare.  I have issues.

 

 

If an adult comes to your door dressed as a hobo, odds are it’s Gary Busey.

 

 

The word “witch” comes from an Old English word that roughly translates to “Devil in a pantsuit with an insatiable lust to rule the free world.”

 

 

Ireland is thought to be the birthplace of Halloween.  As well as other amazing things, like getting plastered and boring everyone to tears with painfully long-winded stories.

 

 

Every dentist who gives out floss instead of candy will eventually be going to hell.

 

 

If you like smashing pumpkins on Halloween, you’re either a vandal . . . or stuck in the ’90s.

 

 

Ireland is believed to be the birthplace of Halloween.  Although Donald Trump insists that Halloween was really born in Kenya.

 

 

Every year Chris Christie buys 20 bags of Halloween candy bars . . . and then turns off his front porch light and pretends he’s not home.