Oct 31

The Top Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Halloween [Humor]

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Black and orange are the colors of Halloween.  And, in a few weeks, they may also be the colors of the two most recent presidents.

 

 

Because of all the handouts, it’s Bernie Sanders’ favorite holiday.

 

 

Harry Houdini died on Halloween.  OR DID HE?!?  Kidding.  He did.  There was a death certificate.  Sorry for the cheap scare.  I have issues.

 

 

If an adult comes to your door dressed as a hobo, odds are it’s Gary Busey.

 

 

The word “witch” comes from an Old English word that roughly translates to “Devil in a pantsuit with an insatiable lust to rule the free world.”

 

 

Ireland is thought to be the birthplace of Halloween.  As well as other amazing things, like getting plastered and boring everyone to tears with painfully long-winded stories.

 

 

Every dentist who gives out floss instead of candy will eventually be going to hell.

 

 

If you like smashing pumpkins on Halloween, you’re either a vandal . . . or stuck in the ’90s.

 

 

Ireland is believed to be the birthplace of Halloween.  Although Donald Trump insists that Halloween was really born in Kenya.

 

 

Every year Chris Christie buys 20 bags of Halloween candy bars . . . and then turns off his front porch light and pretends he’s not home.

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Oct 4

Alec Baldwin Brings The Funny With Trump Impression

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ALEC BALDWIN debuted his Donald Trump impression on “Saturday Night Live” over the  weekend, and was GREAT. He was in the first sketch of the night, which was a nine-minute parody of last week’s presidential debate.  As usual, Kate McKinnon played Hillary Clinton.  It actually did a pretty good job of skewering BOTH candidates. Check it out!

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Sep 16

The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Doctor [Humor]

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Doctors for both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton said positive things about their patients this week.  Here are The Top Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Doctor.

 

 I’m gonna need you to pay me now.  I mean, like, right now, before you start seeing a white light.

 Well, if my degree from Arizona State tells me anything . . .

 This time, let’s maintain eye contact when you cough.

 I know it’s an eye exam, but I still need you in the stirrups.

 Who are you voting for?  Because that might determine how careful I am during your surgery.

 Can I take a picture of that lump?  I GOTTA put it on Facebook!

 According to our test results, you died in 2012.

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Oct 15

FUNNY VIDEO: ‘Hocus Pocus’ Parody: ‘Hocus Broke-Us’!

Ready or not, Halloween is around the corner!
Check out this funny ‘Hocus Pocus’ parody… aka ‘Hocus Broke-us’!
Enjoy!

 

 

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